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Happy End of the Year!
Hopefully it brings luck and sexiness.
Somewhere in the world there must exist a white person who was born and raised in an East Asian country with a strong local accent. They’d be unable to speak English without appearing to be crudely impersonating their own countrymen.
Have you seen a kdrama? Happens all the time.
Other people in your dreams are limited to your vocabulary.
Wait. People speak in your dreams?
them: we’re over populated, that’s why people don’t have enough food to eat
reality: capitalism over-produces food, we have enough food to feed the world we just throw away what isn’t profitable.
and corporations COULD give excess food to the poor and the homeless but most of them go out of their way to trash it
corporation throwing away millions of pounds of food: And if you buy one of our microwave meals we’ll donate 1 cent to help end child hunger. (:
corporation throwing away millions of pounds of food: And put a lock on that trash can so hungry people can’t look through it
corporation throwing away millions of pounds of food: Or just, you know, POISON it